Only Karl Rove can bottom for a gay prostitute while outing an undercover CIA agent and still maintain his security clearance.

The Bush administration last year quietly rewrote the rules for allowing gays and lesbians to receive national-security clearances, drawing complaints from civil rights activists.

The Bush administration said security clearances cannot be denied "solely on the basis of the sexual orientation of the individual." But it removed language saying sexual orientation "may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person's eligibility for a security clearance."

1. Republican Leaders of both houses are under criminal investigation.
2. Senate Majority Leader and Medical Doctor Bill Frist, who collected stray cats and dissected them for extra practice, supports abstinence only education that teaches HIV is transmitted through tears and sweat.. When pressed, First admits "it would be difficult."
3. Bush appoints evangelical Christian Dr. David Hager to the FDA's panel on women's health. Although staunchly opposed to pre-marital sex and abortion, Hager would anally rape his sleeping wife after she suffered bouts of narcolepsy. Ms. Hager never complained, just took the large piles of money off the dresser the next morning. When these allegations finally surfaced, Hager, a gynecologist, claimed that he missed. Meanwhile, Dr. Hager has single-handedly blocked over-the-counter sales of the morning-after pill from being legal because of his strong, Christian values.
4. The President's nominee to head the E.P.A. tested pesticides on poor black babies.
5. The administration forces NASA to add the word "theory" to any publication referencing "The Big Bang."
6. "Philip Cooney, a former top oil lobbyist now serving as chief of staff for President Bush's Council on Environmental Quality, edited scientific government reports on climate change to exaggerate the appearance of uncertainty and doubt"
7. Jack Abramoff
8. Republicans shoot down amendments to the bankruptcy bill that would prevent the elderly from losing their homes if they're forced into debt due to medical expenses.
9. A gay prostitute and drooling plagiarist idiot enters the White House daily under a pseudonym and uses the opportunity to inject lies and propaganda into the national discourse. The scandal lasts only a few days.
10. House Rules Committee Chairman David Drier won't say if he's heterosexual, isn't married, lives with his male chief-of staff whom he pays $156,600 a year and has a perfect record voting for anti-gay legislation.
11. Republicans elect John Boehner to replace ethically-challenged Tom DeLay as House Majority reader. In 1995, John Boehner distributed "money from tobacco industry lobbyists on the House floor to members who had voted in favor of tobacco interests."
12. High ranking members of the Administration out an undercover CIA agent and in doing so also compromise Brewster-Jennings, an undercover operation working on neutralizing actual WMDs. The administration did this to enact revenge on the dude who said that Saddam really didn't seek uranium in Niger.
13. After 9/11, Bush removed the security clearance of 92 Senators. Karl Rove still has security clearance.
14. Republicans cut 40 billion dollars from the National Budget including 12.7 billion dollars from student loan programs and 11.2 Billion from Medicare and Medicaid "[A]ll of the cuts combined add up to little more than one-fifth of the already enacted tax cuts for the top 1 percent of the population." The next day, the Senate hands out another $70 billion in tax cuts.
15. Alberto Gonzales, now attorney general, wrote a series of memos saying torture does "not apply to the President's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants." and that "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions [must happen] in order to constitute torture."
16. Deborah Majoras was put in charge of investigating gas price gouging for the FTC. Previously, she was a lawyer for Chevron-Texaco. She found no wrongdoing.
17. Alaska Rep. Don Young creates a $255 million bridge to a town of 50 people and another bridge to be named "Don Young's Way"
18. Dr. Andrew von Eschenbach is tapped by Bush to head the FDA. He's currently head of the National Cancer Institute, which funds researching of cancer drugs. While heading both, he'll be able to fund a drug's research and then be in charge of approving the same drug. Under Eschenbach, "the NCI changed the language [of its website] to indicate tests disproving the abortion/breast cancer link were `inconclusive."
19. We're down with using chemical weapons.
20. Congressional Republicans are down with creating new nuclear weapons and using them preemptively.
21. We're building a Robot Army.
22. Donald Rumsfeld still has a job.
23. Paul Wolfowitz was sent to run the World Bank
24. Paul Bremer, while viceroy of Iraq, fires the Iraqi army and sends them home with their guns, doesn't attempt to quell looting the results in the loss of much of Iraq's heritage, doesn't worry about restoring Iraqis' water or electricity and was in charge when 8.8 BILLION DOLLARS goes missing. President Bush awards him the "highest civilian honor," the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
25. Congress won't investigate the missing nine billion dollars of tax-payer money that could be improving the lives of millions of Iraqis out of fear Republicans might be involved
26. Former CIA Director George Tenet says the case for Saddam's WMD's was a "slam dunk." He also receives a Medal of Freedom.
27. After invading Iraq, our government appoints a comptroller who was previously convicted of fraud to handle the 82 billion dollars of reconstruction money. Funny story, besides giving millions to friends and buying his wife jewelery with the $600,000 he personally took, he uses Iraqi reconstruction money to pay off the restitution of his fraud conviction.
28. The newest Supreme Court Justice is a fan of shooting unarmed fifteen year-olds in the back of the head, not regulating machinegun sales, forcing women to notify their husbands before getting abortions, allowing racist hiring practices, strip-searching ten year old girls and removing the restrictions of safety and environmental laws from employers.
29. Representative Tom Tancredo (R-CO) says we should Nuke Mecca if another terrorist attack should happen on U.S. Soil
30. Chris Cox has a very, very long history of protecting corporations from investors and citizens. Bush appoints him to head the SEC.
31. The White House hires actors to play journalists and broadcast this propaganda on television stations throughout the country.
32. The White House pays at least three real nationally syndicated journalists to praise its policies.
33. DeLay and other Republicans prevent imposing immigration and minimum wage restrictions on Saipan, a U.S. territory. Saipan is home to sweatshops encased in barbed wire that engage in human trafficking and sex slavery. While attending a banquet in Saipan, Tom DeLay proclaimed "Even though I have only been here for 24 hours, I have witnessed the economic success of the Marianas [...] You are up against the forces of big labor and the radical left." He also called Saipan "a Free Market Success."
34. Senator Conrad Burns (R-MT), who had previously supported US oversight over Saipan, reverses his vote after receiving $5,000 from a client of Jack Abramoff.
35. Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Pat Roberts blocks examination into Bush "cooking the books" on Iraq as Richard Clarke, Paul O'Neil and The Downing Street Memos claim, saying such an inquiry would be a "monumental waste of time."
36. Bill Frist Staffer Manuel Miranda steals documents and strategy memos off of Ted Kennedy's computer on a regular basis.
37. All Senate Democrats vote for an independent commission to look into the Katrina response, but Senate Republicans shoot them down, claiming they can just look into it themselves.
38. A Bush crony since 1980, Karen Hughes has been made an undersecretary of state responsible for improving America's image in the Middle East. While not knowing much of anything about the Middle East, she has been armed with flash cards with such tips as "Turkey is a Democracy." Turkey wasn't impressed. In Egypt last September she said "Terrorists, their policies force young people, other people's daughters and sons, to strap on bombs and blow themselves up." and "Many people around the world do not understand the important role that faith plays in Americans' lives. [...] [P]revious American presidents have also cited God, and that our constitution cites 'one nation under God'.""
39. Randall "Duke" Cunningham sits on the House Defense Appropriations subcommittee which doles out money to defense contractors. Micthell Wade, a defense contractor, purchases his house, put it on the market the next day and takes a $700,000 loss. Meanwhile, while Duke is in Washington he lives on a yacht owned by Mitchell Wade that is named the "Duke Stir."
40. Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee James Sensenbrenner, who wants to 'police the behavior' of judges, who negotiated the REAL ID Act in backroom meetings Democrats were barred from and just fucking rewrites an amendment a Democrat submitted to make it appear it helped sexual predators evade the law , throws a tantrum when Democrats question witnesses about Patriot Act abuses, gaveling the hearing to a close and storming out, shutting off lights and the Democrats' microphones. Sensenbrenner does encourage the Patriot Act be used in cases not related to terrorism.
41. A Federal Judge ruled on July 3rd that the Pentagon had to release the bad images from Abu Gharib. Seymour Hersh says "boys were sodomized with the cameras rolling, and the worst part is the soundtrack, of the boys shrieking." The Pentagon spent a month claiming it was PhotoShopping soldiers' identities out, then decided it was in American interests not to release the images. Federal Judges keep ruling that they need to be released and the Pentagon keeps stonewalling.
42. The President of the United States promises to veto a military spending bill if it contains language prohibiting the use of torture.
43. Diebold and Republicans see no need for verifiable voting. Diebold software stores election results as a single integer in a Microsoft Access Database.
44. "I believe it was titled 'Bin Laden Determined to Strike within the United States'"
45. My Pet Goat
46. John McCain's illegitimate black child.
47. Osama Bin Laden escapes in the mountains of Tora Bora while troops are diverted to Iraq.
48. "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job."
49. Depending on who you talk to, the rectangular bulge on Bush's back during the presidential debate didn't exist, was a "poorly tailored suit" or a bulletproof vest.
50. The President of the United States calls his wife "Bushie," he call Karl Rove "Turd Blossom" and The President of Russia "Pootie-poot."

Remember Terri Schiavo? Democrats were against food and water then.

They mocked us as we kicked and screamed and cried.

And she wasn't even Black.

And now they're flip-flopping.

- Al Gore arranged for his plane, personally evacuated victims while declining interviews.
- George Bush pulled Coast Guard and firemen off duty to be his backdrop as he finally pretended to give a shit on Friday, but his never-ending smirk betrayed him. Said photo-op halted delivery of three tons of food.


- Now Rep. John Conyers wants to exempt Katrina victims from brutal new bankruptcy laws.
- Senator Rick Santorum suggests fining Katrina victims for all the hassle.


- Rumsfeld is busy preparing a party for Operation Enduring/Iraqi Freedom.
- Cindy Sheehan and the Veterans for Peace stop their anti-war tour to take Camp Casey to Lousiana and start round-the-clock relief efforts. (also, they need help. send them supplies)


- Congressional Republicans wanted a $231M Bridge to an Alaskan Island with 50 residents
- Congressional Democrats wanted to fund FEMA and give the Army Engineers the $40M they requested for New Orleans' Levees.


- Howard Dean "has suspended political fundraising for now, directing all funds that come in to the relief effort, postponed the DNC fall meeting that was scheduled for this week, and granted leave to any staff member who wishes to aid in the relief effort."
- Speaker of the house Denny Hastert misses the vote for Katrina aid to attend a fundraiser. In fact, most Republican fundraisers are still in full gear.


- Hillary Clinton calls for an independent investigation
- George W. Bush vows to investigate himself.
- Tom DeLay cancels an investigation in the House.
- Hillary Clinton says fuck the fuck off.


What is their problem? You're either for life or you're against it.

More Katrina info.

Shit, it looks like I'm going to be forced to cut my vacation short too.

There're many a soul out there displeased with the Administration's handling of Hurricane Katrina.

People are angry that in early 2001, FEMA ranked the most catastrophic disasters facing the country to be a terrorist attack in New York City, a flood in New Orleans and an earthquake in San Francisco.

[In early 2001] the Federal Emergency Management Agency ranked the potential damage to New Orleans as among the three likeliest, most castastrophic disasters facing this country. The other two? A massive earthquake in San Francisco, and, almost prophetically, a terrorist attack on New York City.

People are complaining that Bush diverted flood engineers' funding to the war in Iraq.

Yet after 2003, the flow of federal dollars toward [the Southeast Louisiana Urban Flood Control Project] dropped to a trickle. The Corps never tried to hide the fact that the spending pressures of the war in Iraq, as well as homeland security -- coming at the same time as federal tax cuts -- was the reason for the strain. At least nine articles in the Times-Picayune from 2004 and 2005 specifically cite the cost of Iraq as a reason for the lack of hurricane- and flood-control dollars.
One project that a contractor had been racing to finish this summer: a bridge and levee job right at the 17th Street Canal, site of the main breach on Monday.
[...]
The Newhouse News Service article published Tuesday night observed, "The Louisiana congressional delegation urged Congress earlier this year to dedicate a stream of federal money to Louisiana's coast, only to be opposed by the White House. ... In its budget, the Bush administration proposed a significant reduction in funding for southeast Louisiana's chief hurricane protection project. Bush proposed $10.4 million, a sixth of what local officials say they need."

People are angry that when a Category 5 hurricane that the national weather service warned would cause "AT LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL FAILURE." that no preparations were made to try and get people out of the path of certain death.

But look, that didn't happen!

And as far as not dealing with the aftermath... well, you can't have a contingency plan for everything.

September 11th was a wake-up call. We realized we needed to secure our airlines and airports.

Who would've thought a situation might arise in which massive amounts of people would need to be evacuated, given food, medical supplies and shelter?

I keep trying to post about Tom DeLay but it just makes my server blue-screen.

Greed and corruption make the body wither.

Finally, someone "pays homage" to the administration.

Entomologists Quentin Wheeler and Kelly B. Miller, who recently had the task of naming 65 newly discovered species of slime-mold beetles, named three species after the president, vice president and defense secretary.

The monikers: Agathidium bushi Miller and Wheeler, Agathidium cheneyi Miller and Wheeler, and Agathidium rumsfeldi Miller and Wheeler.